They say it can't be done. A deep fried turducken? Impossible. But it's the dream we're all fighting for here at Deep Fried Turducken.

Imagine it: Three birds in one, their juices sealed in by their own crispy skin. Now go for it.

Nothing can ruin a Thanksgiving faster than a dried out turkey. Literally the entire day will be ruin. If you have kids, this will be the year they remember forever. The year they take with them, scarred, to their therapists in the future. All their phobias as they go on to host their own Thanksgiving meals will stem from the one dried out turkey.

What's worse is all the trouble you went through to make the f*cking turkey, the center piece of the entire meal - the entire day, really. First you held a seance to contact your dead grandmother for her recipe; you drove out to the country and shot your own turkey; cleaned and gutted it; dressed it; woke up at 6 in the morning to get it in the oven so you could baste it every 20 minutes, all the while thinking it wouldn't be so bad to switch places with the bird.

Well calm down, Sylvia Plath, we at Deep Fried Turducken can help. We have all the tips and tricks here for you to make a decidedly NEW Thanksgiving meal. So, when your children are in therapy at least they'll say, "But Thanksgiving was great."