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For years John Madden has been the representative for non-conventional Thanksgiving dinners. Pictured here, speaking in favor of the turducken, Madden is nearly brought to tears. Raised in an eccentric home, Madden recalls Thanksgiving meals where dog was shoved into a goat shoved into a cow, turkeys with sixteen breasts, and stuffing made from old football jerseys.
Along with the turducken, Madden has promoted the eight-legged turkey - a hard bird to catch because of their running ability. It is customary for the announcer to award players during Thanksgiving with one of the legs from his deformed bird.
This year, Madden has made some comments to suggest that the turducken has fallen out of favor at the Madden Family Thanksgiving, but we don't believe him. We know deep in his heart, is the heart of a turkey, stuffed with the heart of a duck, stuffed with the heart of a chicken.
So John Madden, we at Deep Fried Turducken salute you!
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